Friday, February 19, 2010

Harness Safety Expiry

Shyness and Sex First drawn

Those who know me recently will not believe a word but when I was a kid, I was super shy. Talk to an adult, doing things alone, without my mom by my side, I could not. Pick up a baguette at the bakery across the way was a real torture. In fact, I fear the gaze of strangers, what they think of me, I was not comfortable.

The worst experience of my life was perhaps the one that changed my way of seeing things and allowed me to strengthen me, release me to finally become the Homer today. It happened in a resort near La Rochelle during the holidays. Market day. I was 13.
As usual, my parents bought me comics to take care during the holidays. There was always a crowd in this small shop, and at the turning radius of where Mickey sits proudly and Pif, the dog, is another kind of comics: manga porn, where the stars of Street Fighter exchanged something other than blows. Bison-Chun Lee learned to a new combination. Colorful pictures, that I hesitated to browse ... I left the store, red with shame.
My parents waited outside, watching the market stalls set up in a particularly busy street frequented:
"So, you chose a comic?

  • Uh ... yes but I'm not sure.

  • Look, there's sub, hurry up "
like a fool I went back into the shop, going through these huge people whom I felt convinced me that, I grabbed the Journal Mickey and manga porn that I slid down, and I walked to the cashier. The saleswoman passed items, asked me to pay, in total indifference. I went out with a discreet goodbye, head down, and found my parents in the street. I was in possession of the famous Sesame ticket to the golden fleece drawn first step toward adulthood and a reputation for
obsessed :-) I bought my first book of ass ...

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